My basement flows with the blood of all the people in traffic ahead of me

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 01/28/2019 at 19:51 • Filed to: None

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I mean I painted my basement floor. With paint, not blood.

PatBateman > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 19:57

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When are you adding the blood coating to the red paint, though?  Don’t skip this step. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 20:01

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i only believe you coz bloods not that red for very long

also it doesnt stop running in neat square patterns

(trust me i know... me dad asploded once... wasnt pretty... wasnt what killed him either)

(that was also the day i learnt im usefull in emergencys..... i panic after)

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 20:04

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I was hoping you’d use blood from the drivers who make idiotic left turns out of the parking lot across the street from for office tbh.

DipodomysDeserti > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 20:20

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+5 HP

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 20:41

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but why red and no racing stripes

facw > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 21:00

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Well now your floor is 3x faster.

Brickman > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 21:58

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At least it was the basement.

wafflesnfalafel > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2019 at 22:59

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don’t step on the lava!

OPPOsaurus WRX > WilliamsSW 01/29/2019 at 07:39

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i could fill my swimming pool with that, that i s far too much for a base m ent.

OPPOsaurus WRX > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/29/2019 at 07:39

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wtf happened?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/29/2019 at 10:08

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He had surgery on his leg but the wound got infected and swollen his leg up to twice its size being high as a kite on his painkillers he decided to poke and prod at it... Dudes leg popped like a fucking balloon.. blood and puss everywhere had to tie his leg off so he wouldn’t bleed out before the ambulance arrived.... Then I had to clean that shit up....

Ot wasn't great

OPPOsaurus WRX > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/29/2019 at 11:10

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thats fuckin gross .

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/29/2019 at 12:34

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Really was

Sorry about that